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im blogging this.

October 19, 2008

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fields of corny

September 21, 2007

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I admit it, I’m so corny its uncool. I’m a cornflake. Calling my deep desire to go to Nepal a deep desire AND a cause is corny. The words I use to concoct myself are corny- ‘to dream’, ‘to live’, ‘to be a desperate graduate’, to think twice about my choice of words now- corny.… [Read more…]

my brother says…

February 14, 2007

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Bad for health. Which is whatever he doesn’t like to eat. Frequently antithetical to the literal application. “Eat the watercress in the soup” Mum says. “Nope. Bad for health.” Smelly, Whenever he doesn’t think something is cool enough. Also a term of endearment. Like when I go, ‘Wei, call er-jie over, I want to ask… [Read more…]

my sis said…

February 6, 2007

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century egg. You feel like a century egg. I told her in five minutes how weird I was feeling physically. A century egg feels? Like what? I ask her. No silly, I mean what you’re feeling…. is exactly the taste of a century egg. Ah… I get it. I feel like a century egg.

my mum said…

February 6, 2007

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I thought I see ‘Safely remove’ can already? (she looks at me in a beguiled manner) …after I looked at her weirdly for pulling out the thumb drive prematurely, after left clicking the remove-hardware icon on the taskbar without selecting it. Yes Mum. That’s like asking for permission and not waiting for approval. Very good.

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